Mexico
Come gather round me people, here's a story you never heard
'bout me & my friends & some things that occured
We thought we'd get some money, we thought that we might go
Spend a weekend pleasant down in mexico
I was workin at mcdonalds, doin' the latenight run
When a car pulled up the drive thru & pointed out a gun
Said give us all your money & three big macs to go
I stuffed them all in a bag & i ducked down below
Well the boss got angry when he found out i didn't call the police
I guess i was kinda nervous, there was a warrant out on me
Concernin' some jaywalkin tickets i couldn't afford to pay
Needless to say i got the axe that same day
Well me bein' outta work just then i didn't wanna go home
My mom said if i lost this job i'd have to go out on my own
So i went over to dave's house & got really stoned
Called up some girls but none o' them were home
Steve came over & he brought some alcohol
We're all gettin really depressed just starin' at the wall
Thought we'd get some money, we thought that we might go
Spend a weekend pleasant down in mexico
Steve's dad had a huntin' rifle & we went & picked it up
And we stopped into the 7-11 to try our luck
We raised up that huntin' rifle but the counter guy just laughed
As he pulled out an uzi we turned & hauled ass
We were runnin so fast 'til we came to the mcdonalds where i used to work
We walked up to the drive thru & gave my boss a jerk
Said give us all your money & three big macs to go
And suck on this you weasel we're goin to mexico
Down south we all got really wasted, dave got a case of the runs
We're all really hungover & gettin low on funds
Dave & steve called their parents & took the bus back home
Me, i got a job at mcdonalds down in mexico
